Thursday, October 14, 2021

Review: The Low, Low Woods

The Low, Low Woods

(Hill House Comics and DC, Written by Carmen Maria Machado, Art by DaNi)


    "One day, it was just your regular piece-of-shit coal-mining town where people died the way God and the company intended: hacking up pieces of lung or crushed beneath ten tons of rock."

    So we are introduced to Shudder-To-Think, Pennsylvania, a coal-mining company town that's spent the last hundred years burning from the inside out, and that somehow just won't realize it's dead. That is not a metaphor

    Despite what certain chopped-up snake-flags will tell you, there's always been an understanding that the United States is too big to be one thing, and that the different countries-with-in-a-country all have distinct personalities, histories and ghosts: Southern Gothic stories don't happen in the same world, much less the same nation, as foggy Northwest Passage mysteries in Oregon, sun-bleached Florida Noir or Midwestern massacre. The last few decades have seen a resurgence in a specific subflavor of these stories dealing with what some would call coal-country, from the massively (and deservedly) popular fictional horror podcast Old Gods of Appalachia, hilarious but heartbreaking novel Meddling Kids and horrifying comic Redfork, to the crumbling smelting-town of Possum Springs in Night In The Woods and going all the way back to a ghost-town full of spectral miners damned to wander beneath the earth for their crimes in an episode of Carnivàle from 2003. 

    Key to this specific subgenre of Midwestern Gothic are two facts, indisputable and fundamental in the telling of a story in this setting:
    The first is that the Appalachian Mountain Range is unbelievably huge, it is the single largest thing on this continent, spanning 21 states and 5 Canadian Provinces, and even as mountains go it is inconceivably, impossibly old; yeah yeah the Grand Canyon is maybe as much as 70 million years old, and that's cool, but there are caves in the Appalachians that you, a human person, can physically walk into that have been there, in that exact spot, every second of every day since before life existed on this planet. These mountains are a reminder that as a species we are truly in the middle of our first breath; we have no ability to conceive the amounts of time the world actually deals in and as a result we are terrified of these fuckin' things. That's why the Rockies, the Cascades, the Superstitions and the Adirondacks, the Sierra Nevadas, those are all friendly mountains; gentle, lightly baked folk-singers write sweet, melancholy songs about those. But the Appalachians are something else entirely, and since you can't, as a grownup, point to a rock and say 'THAT BAD ROCK SCARES ME", we frequently imagine that they hold secrets, that they're gateways to--or prisons for--things beyond our understanding, because in a very real sense they are.
    The second key to understanding Appalachian Gothic is this: the extent to which small mining towns and the generations of American families (mostly poor and many of color) that worked them have been left in absolute ruin by the purpose for which they were created absolutely cannot be overstated. Of course there's the economic devastation when the single industry around which an entire community's livelihood depends upon and revolves collapses; the U.S. is littered with the corpses of these towns, abandoned when the coal or the iron or the granite runs out, or else peopled by living ghosts who either couldn't afford to leave when their host-body died or couldn't bring themselves to leave the only land their people have ever known. But the blood-cost is arguably higher: black lung (or any number of equivalent industrial diseases), industrial collapses and disasters, natural gas poisonings and fires, catastrophic environmental runoff that poisons the land and the water for the rest of time, the depression, addiction and other mental health issues that accompany all of this and, to top it off, the absolutely brutal retaliation against any attempt to improve on any of it; there's a reason that the United Mine Workers of America is one of the oldest labor unions in the country, founded after decades of strikebreaking and outright violence and murder against miners who fought for even the most basic rights and protections. All of this to say: the people who work towns like these are trying to get along like anyone else, but the mining itself, the towns and the companies are capital-b Bad, and given the nature of the story may also be that they dug too deep, either in ignorance and greed or, worse (maybe?), trying to Find Something down in the dark of the earth.

    All and all and all of this to say that The Low, Low Woods is unique in my experience of Appalachian Gothic stories, because the small, decaying coal-town of Shudder-To-Think is definitely chock fulla naturally-occurring Grade-A weird shit, monsters in the woods, magic-women and skinless men beneath the earth, but none of it is inherently malevolent, and there's definitely a Company that is extremely willing to write off human life for a profit, but they're not the bad guys. No, The Low, Low Woods is unique because it deals with the horrific brutality of small, poor, oppressed people turning on one another instead of on the Powers That Be, but more specifically it's possibly the oldest story in the history of civilization: men discovering something powerful and valuable and actively deciding to turn it away from the common good and weaponize it toward controlling women with violence and imposed silence. It is not my custom to reduce a story to being simply an aspect of its creators, but it is not coincidence that the artist and writer are both kickass dames, one of whom actually grew up in what might as well have been Shudder-To-Think, and are able to bring the darker side of the company town to light.

    Here's the breakdown: it's the nineties and two best friends, both lesbians teens of color, have no idea how they're gonna get the fuck out of this town when they graduate. Your English teacher thinks you have enormous talent and should go to college? That's great,  but you're 17, your dad's on disability from the mines and your mom's a waitress. You gonna stay in town and try to scrape out a living? Good luck, the mines caught fire and are burning beneath the streets; sinkholes swallow children and cars alike, and the ground is so hot that snow evaporates the second it hits. And if you stay, and if you can both survive and make a living, something...happens to the women in Shudder-To-Think when they stay here; they get forgetful, and blurry, and start to wander and lose track of themselves. And so we find our heroines as the story begins: waking up from just such a fugue in the movie theatre as the picture ends, aware only that they have no memory of the last two hours, and deciding it's fucking well time to find out why.

    I'm a white cishet dude, which means there's doubtless a lot about this story that isn't aimed at me and that I'm not catching, but it seems to me it's an excellent example of LGBT+ representation because it focuses on two gay girls of color whose characters are informed by those traits, but whose stories aren't impacted by them any more than they would've been if one of them had gone to her boyfriend's house instead of her girlfriend's. Personally I think people whose lives are very often in real danger for the crime of being who they are should get to be who they are as loudly and belligerently as they like, but I also understand that many in those communities just want to be allowed to live their human lives without constant focus on what makes them Different in the eyes of others, and this is a fantastic example of how that can be just as effective a storytelling and characterization technique. There's a trans character! They're referred to as such exactly once because it bears on how they came to be where they are, and then it's never mentioned again and the character is still entirely awesome, because they're an awesome character that's trans, not the other way around, and for trans people who just want to live life I have to imagine that kind of representation is just as important as the groundbreaking, public kind that's externally important. 
    Other symbols and themes that I am qualified to notice are: does the burning coal-mine stretching beneath the ground represent the endless, simmering hatred the patriarchy feels, and its invisibility represent the way our society chooses not to see the damage that silent fire does to real humans every day? Do the half-human monsters in the woods show us what some people have to do themselves in order to survive in a world that doesn't want them to exist? Are sinkholes that only show up when people are happy representative of the way we have to empty ourselves out and sell pieces of what's inside in order to have what we want? And the Skinless Men...well, the Skinless Men speak for themselves, although admittedly they mostly go 'BLARGH!'; we all know this classic way. I'm sure there are a bunch more! Maybe I'll find them someday.

    The Low, Low Woods is not what I expected, and not the story I would've told with this setting, and that is a good thing. It's filled with horrors I didn't know existed, both mundane and arcane, which make for much more effective storytelling and provides more of what stories are, fundamentally, supposed to do: place us in a new perspective and show us what life is like for people who aren't necessarily like us, why they're just as real as we are, and why we need to look at ourselves to see what endangers them instead of at dark, darting shapes in the wood. I mean the shapes are definitely there, they're just minding their own business and suggest you get your own house in order before you call the cops on theirs. Oh also: one of the girls has a bitchin' pocketknife named 'Toldyaso' that saves their asses more than once, and that is the raddest fucking thing I have ever heard

Score: 9/10 Bells At Rest, Lambs To The Slaughter.

    










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Monday, October 4, 2021

July 2021 Books Read Standouts: DCeased / Black Hammer: Skulldigger + Skeleton Boy

 DCeased

INT: My Conservatory, A Fire Crackling Merrily, My Crab-Butler MR. SCUTTLEBUTT In Repose, Knitting Himself An ADORABLE NIGHTCAP In His Wee Crab-House

CASEY Sits In A Chair Made From A Whole Sea-Bear, A FEZ Rakishly Askew, Swirling A Snifter Of DR. PEPPER Cuvée 1967


Me:

*minding my own business because I know what's good for me*

Comixology: 

Hey did u kno that DCeased is on sale

M: 
Eh, DC is really hit or miss for me and 'planet zombie' stuff doesn't sound gr--   

C: 
But did u know it was written by ur boi Tom Taylor

M: 
...hm. Okay maybe I'll check the preview of the first pa--HOLY SHIT



    Y'know, generally speaking, I stand by my earlier assertion: "zombie planet in Setting X" is a bad and lazy premise! For me, anyway. Because I am as tired of zombies as anyone; if zombies are someone's particular thing, fair play to them, godspeed. THAT SAID: goddamn Tom Taylor is good at writing comic books, and it is known that a master can do more with weak material than a lesser creative can with supplies of higher quality; see Michelangelo being intentionally stuck with a block of shit-grade marble and producing David, or, conversely, what J.J. Abrams squatted down and extruded all over the moviegoing public after tearing The Last Jedi apart with his teeth like a fucking animal.

"So then, after spending two movies setting Rey up as a staff-user, I'm gonna give her a dream where she has an evil twin-blade staff-lightsaber, then give her TWIN lightsabers from her two Jedi mentors, then have her struggle with the potential for good and evil within herself, and THEN, you guessed it: have her make her own stupid yellow lightsaber for some reason. What? No, why would she combine Luke and Leia's twin ones into the first non-evil example of a staff-saber in the film canon to show the reconciliation of her Jedi training and Palpatine blood, and so of the Light and Dark sides of the Force and the dissolution of that false dichotomy? Why would I do that? That would make Casey HAPPY.

    THE PREMISE, friends and neighbors, she is a simple one: Darkseid, father of Orion and Mister Miracle, ruler of Apokalips, He Who Is...wins. He captures Cyborg, calls in a favor with Death and extracts the missing half of the Anti-Life Equation out of his fucking eyes, and finally succeeds in dominating all sentient life in the un--wait. Remember when he summoned Death? Well, turns out, if you ask a mechanic to help you move a couch and make him stop doing a transmission replacement to do so, you're gonna get goddamn transmission fluid all over your couch, and the boss is coming over for dinner in half an hour, and you haven't even started the roast yet! Some of these are metaphors. Some are just me being hungry. Some are hard-earned lessons from mechanics that it has been made very clear to me I am not friends with anymore. Regardless, the upshot is that Darkseid badly miscalculated, which is actually pretty hilarious for a guy that's been trying to conquer the universe with math since time began, and we are all screwed because the Anti-Life Equation is now self-replicating, is visually transmissible and injects itself into any eyeballs that see it, and worst of all, it knows how memes work. It instantly kills Cyborg, and Darkseid, AND DEATH, then uploads itself into the fuckin' space-internet or some shit and zoops over to Earth to begin the final calculation and zero out all life in existence, everywhere. WE ARE NOW ON LIKE PAGE SIX.

    It, uh--it does not get more hopeful from there, and in fact things get worse in every imaginable way with incredible speed and intensity and it does in fact appear that the end is extremely fucking nigh (despite the presence of at least one sequel series and two spin-offs, all of which are intriguingly actually written by Taylor as well). Heroes and villains die in droves, absolutely no one is safe, and in a scenario we've all become eye-rollingly familiar with given the deluge of zombie-media in the past fifteen years, Taylor manages to draw real drama, real danger and real pain out of characters that are supposed to be above, beyond or immune to that sort of thing, including a genuine tear-inducing moment with that Clancy Brown-voiced motherfucker Lex Luthor, of all people.

    DCeased also does a good job at introducing the uninitiated (or just confused, like myself) to the major players in the current iteration of the larger main-ish DC-verse, including several who are getting their own series even as we speak, such as Wondergirl and Jon Kent, the Superboy, which is actually also being written by Taylor himself and whose books I'm eager to check out once the trades drop. Tom Taylor: A BUSY MAN.

    DCeased is a great exercise in asking "What's the worst possible thing that could happen right now?" and then making it happen twice at the same time; it rules and I recommend it.

Score: 8.5/10 Uncles Who TRIED TO TELL YOU That Facebook Would Kill Us All

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From The World Of Black Hammer: Skulldigger + Skeleton Boy

    If I've done my math right, this is the first time I've mentioned Black Hammer here, and there's a reason for that: I am nowhere near qualified to talk about how goddamn great Black Hammer is. Go read it! It's dope as hell, and then you'll see what I mean.
    One of the few things about it that I am able to praise to the extent that it deserves is how its system of spinoff titles has evolved. One of the reasons that comics, especially superhero comics, are thought of as having a high barrier to entry is that in order to understand what the hell is happening to any real extent, you frequently need to do considerable supplemental reading in other titles in orders and articulations that can range from counterintuitive to fucking labyrinthine

Silly me, thinking that more than a goddamn third of the story of Blackest Night would take place in books with those words on the cove! What a maroon! 

    In the process of looking for that I actually discovered that there exists a website dedicated specifically to collecting and collating this information for the readers, which on the one hand is really cool and convenient and they are doing the Lort's work, but on the other, like, doesn't the existence of this and the fact of its necessity point to a pretty enormous problem in structure and marketing, and in-built secondary cost and time-sinkage? Cross-title pollination is one thing, and I've certainly discovered a lot of cool stuff that way, I'm just saying I shouldn't have to watch A Very Brady Sequel, The Wire, Arrested Development, a specific episode of Late Night With Jimmy Kimmel and six other things Detective John Munch has shown up in just so I can enjoy him in Law & Order

    That scathing rebuke of an industry I enthusiastically support aside, Black Hammer does the opposite: It has one ongoing core title, and at count eight side-titles (past and present) orbiting it under the World of Black Hammer umbrella, all of which are great in their own right and provide valuable context but are, in the strictest sense, optional to those who only want to read the main series. This is clearly intentional; Black Hammer is, at its heart, an attempt to take what Marvel and DC have taken 60 years to learn the hard way and do it right, on purpose, from the beginning and in a way that won't fall apart when it naturally grows and expands. Black Hammer is the shared comics universe you've wanted all along, but didn't know you needed. It's also diverse as hell and assertively LGBT+ positive in ways that feel natural and, when they stand out at all, really just underscore that those things are actually necessary for a world that feels real, because any other arrangement asks us to believe in a world that is naturally white or male or straight or whatever bullshit and and suspend the natural sense of disbelief that tags that as patently false and unrealistic, and that nonsense is exhausting. The real world has people who are different from you but are still people, get over it and join the party, and that's the world Jeff Lemire is creating one page at a time.

    BUT ENOUGH WELL-EARNED PRAISE FOR DARK HORSE AND JEFF LEMIRE, THAT PRINCE OF THE WORD-BALLOON. What the hell is a Skulldigger, and I have been ASSURED that there is no such goddamn thing as a boy, girl, other or N/A skeleton, so what's the friggin' deal? A FAIR HOWEVER MANY QUESTIONS THAT WAS.

    Black Hammer isn't afraid to openly harvest from the rich history of comics it's inspired by and attempting to spiritually reboot, and as a result many of its characters are, on paper at least, clear deconstructions of, homages to, or combinations of classic heroes, and this is no exception: Skulldigger is equal parts Batman and Punisher and so, as you might imagine, gets QUITE A BIT of vigilante murder under his belt before the day grows much fuzz on its cheek. The cops are not fond of him, and the way he caves in peoples' ribcages with a solid-steel skull on a chain! But they are even less fond of his nemesis Grimjim who, being essentially the Joker if he was immortal due to demonic possession, is just as if not more murderhappy and doesn't even wait for people to deserve it first! You can imagine the bind they're in, but it's tough to have time for ethical conundra when Grimjim is setting in motion his plan to kill the entire city for funzies. Luckily Skulldigger has no such compunctions and is prepared to do a GOOD BIT MORE than is necessary to save the city, and along the way will collect an apprentice with a tragic past he absolutely does not want but can't friggin' get rid of, the kid's like a fly that won't stop landing on you.

    Now, all of this sounds tropey as hell, and it absolutely is, but the genius is that it uses well-understood tropes and story shapes to build a framework--a skeleton, if you will--that could almost run the distance all by itself, but instead they actually fill it with life and memorable characters we can actually care about and a deeply thoughtful meditation on the cyclical, viral nature of violence and trauma and what it means to make a choice to either pick up or set down a weapon when it's responsible for who you've become. If you've been looking for a story that's not just well-built but is actually trying to say something with the tools at its disposal, look no further, because Black Hammer in general and Skulldigger + Skeleton Boy specifically are for you. 

Score: 9/10 Skull Helmets That Don't Look Distractingly Like Hellboy's Face Even A Little, I Swear


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