So Long And Thanks For All The Fish!

 Hey all my buddies, I’m moving all of this out of Google’s digital clutches and into my OWN poorly managed e-space, and so you can find me over at www.itsthebageler.com! All the bullshit you know and love and more! Thanks for everything, and I hope to see you all over there!

Review: The Kaiju Preservation Society, by John Scalzi

The Kaiju Preservation Society

by John Scalzi

"I can explain," I blurted out. This was a lie, I could not.

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"You didn't insult me by offering me money. You insulted me by thinking I could be bought."

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"This is not working," I said to the plant. The plant, while sympathetic, I'm sure, said nothing.

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"These are just your basic vaccinations," she said. "Just the usual stuff, new and boosters. Measles, mumps, rubella, multispectral flu, chicken pox, smallpox."

"Smallpox?"

"Yes, why?"

"It's extinct."

"You'd think so, wouldn't you."